ol' fangled youngin's

Today, was a very, very Joyous day for me.

For I have obtained the almighty, all knowing first pay check. That's right folks, that little white piece of paper stained with black ink from the Morroridien Sky Squids. With a few numbers etched into it along with a note of apology saying that $390 for four days of work wasn't that much but I am a trainee and a junoir.

Now, to some people, this might not be a lot of money, but to me, the little simplistic girl who is used to getting $2oo a fortnight thinks that this, THIS is AH MAH ZING What did I get with this fantabulous money?

Presents for everyone else!

I got told to stop buying presents for peoples though, so I bought some junk food for me and my dearest Dear Friend Courtney and I to feast and gorge upon, and I set myself up on a plan with one of those new fangled I-phones.

As I was happily walking down the street with said I-phone swinging it around going "Pechew, Pechew" pretending it was a gun, or some sort of high powered laser cannon capable of ripping a hole in the very fabric of time, I realized something.

I have become one of those darn fangled youngin's. Ah I remember the days where I used to sit there with my old non coloured screen phone that had a corony trying to understand the mind boggling physics of sending text messages, I would look on at these people with their I-phones and mumble;

Darn fangled teens with their Iphones and their Deevee dee players and ther EX boxes and their station plays, and their strippers and their Instant coffee. Why back in the day I remember when we had to walk six miles, THATS RIGHT SIX MILES to school, and that was at six in the morning, why I'd get up at four so I could feed the chickens, one of which was named Harry. Then I would take Bessy, the horse out for a ride along the riverside before going back home and cleaning the whole house and heading off to school.

We didn't have those fancy Shamcy sneakers like you all did either, we wore sandals...no wait we were barefoot! That's right barefoot! and did I mention that I walked 20 Miles to school, thats right TWENTY MILES! and I got up at three am, yeah that's right.

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I'd imagine I would be one of those old kooks, or a crazy cat lady, I hear there is a very good market in the mad babbling business. Or I could always join one of those strange cults, perhaps I could worship a gord or a shoe (Suprise for whomever gets the reference)

Another amusing fact, I was watching Fairly Odd Parents, and Kiss, the band was in it, and they were the guardians of the magic wand. I always knew that band had a secret, and now I know it, and now you all know it!

Wow I don't think I went anywhere with this Blog entry, so how much time did ya'll waste reading my rambles?