Sims 3

Once again I find myself struggling to focus, no, not because of the flu that has taken it's almighty hold on me but simply because I am lazy. Everyone has their moments, I just tend to be hit by that ever deadly sin more often than not.

I'm not saying I'm a lay-a-bout with no passion or ambition in life, as that is far from the truth, everyday I write in hopes to one day pull out a coherent readable novel out my butt, perhaps like Stephanie Meyer did with Twilight. Although I don't own a thesaurus so I won't be able to fill page after page of mindless dribble about how Edward Cullen is a god among gods and how lovely he smells.

Seriously...how can one girl be so obsessed with the way someone smells, if I am ever like that please, I implore you to whack me over the head with a 2X4 embedded with rusty nails coated in lemon juice.

Now, where is this entry going? I believe I was going to finally talk about the Sims Three, a game which has stolen a small slot of my days hours and strangled every last second of it and then some. Even now, as I type this the game is running, as my little Simulated people go about their mundane lives, sleeping, eating, working and eating again before a few 'woo hoo's followed by more sleep.

Yet I am jumping ahead, first off, everyone should know what the Sims is, and what the game is about. Unless of course you live under a rock or have yet to even glance at a tabloid of some sort. You get to create little people and live out their lives controlling their every move. You pretty much are a god, which is the greatest thing you could ever amount to be. Too bad its just a game.

Now you can add many personality quirks to your little sims including paranoia, kleptomania and flirty inappropriate behaivour. Of course you can always have them as shy quiet outstanding law abiding citizens but where is the fun in that?

You can also shut them in a room with no doors and watch them slowly starve to death if you so wish it. I myself have created a large family which spurred from one gay Guy. Fernando Maverick.


The game comes with far less items and hair styles, it lacks the pool table which for me was always a must have item inside the typical sims household. This severe lack of items would be EA Games ploy at getting more money, as you would have to buy the expansions or pay to get the downloadable content to 'enhance your Sims Experience'

I do like the game, but to hell if I am ever to pay for any of those things. I was planning on giving you all a small taste of what Fernando's life has been like, but to be honest I just can't be bothered, he had a gay lover named Carlos, Carlos cheated on him with a maid, so Fernando did the same thing, they had a few kids, Carlos died and still had the desire to "WooHoo" The maid and ended up having ghost babies.

Oh and before I forget:

Yes, that is me.

Woohoo is sex.
Hot steamy sex.