Anyway, I was sitting here contemplating what to write about, then I decided I would talk about my childhood. I may have mentioned this before but I can't remember, its too hot to think.
When I was a kid, I had walkie talkies, I mean, who didn't have those things as a kid? They may have only been able to pick up signals from about 100 meters away but in a child's eyes, that was a strange magic, all of its own. Everything was magic to me.
Now one day, I decided to shove the antenna of my walkie talkie into the ground, to this day I do not know why I did it, perhaps I thought there was an underground society or I was just being little ol' 8 year old me.
To my suprise, I found out that even though it was in the groumd, I got strange mumbled voices, what could these voices be? Perhaps a phone call? Or a tv signal?
Oh no, no, no, no, no....
It was worms. That's right. WORMS I was convinced that the voices I heard were worms, not just any worms but evil worms. Plotting to take over the world. When my mum asked me why I thought this, I shouted back at her, brandishing a tiny fist as I shouted "They are slimy!"
Great logic isn't it?
If it's slimy its going to take over the world, also, the darn things don't die when you cut them in half and they eat rocks.

See you can learn stuff here at Rambles, and don't say you already knew that stuff, because if you do I'll cry.
Talking about this also reminds me of the game, Worms Armageddon, the game where you led tiny worms with high pitched voices to their deaths, some as suicide bombers, some drowned, some sat meekly in the corner, completely forgotten about till a mine goes off. Gods I loved that game.
Talking about this also reminds me of the game, Worms Armageddon, the game where you led tiny worms with high pitched voices to their deaths, some as suicide bombers, some drowned, some sat meekly in the corner, completely forgotten about till a mine goes off. Gods I loved that game.
PS
I just found $2 in my bra.
I have a magic bra~
Whoah~!
ReplyDeleteHere you are, writing about evil slimy worms from the past, and I've just been riding the hippocamel on my blog (also a creature of memory)
Hippocamels...
ReplyDeleteI KNEW IT! THEY ARE IN CAHOOTS!
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ReplyDeleteSee, we don't have to have a great idea to write a great blog post...just start writing!
ReplyDeletewoo money
ReplyDeleteI always wanted walkie talkies when I was little, but I never got them =[
ReplyDeleteSo no, I didn't know that they gave you the ability to communicate with the slime of this planet.
Now that you point it out, worms do seem quite suspiscious...
@Lauren
ReplyDeleteI love you
@ Logan
Darn tootin, thanks XD man worms though, crazy little buggers
@Dylan
Your dad gave me that munnies
@Elfie
I KNOW RIGHT you were never allowed to have one, oh no...,maybe your parents were in cahoots with the worms and didn't want you to know their secret plans
Walkie talkies are truly an amazing device, although I am not sure if man created it. I believe it is a device that steals a bit of your soul and was created by Satan himself!
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